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  • ScopeColen: Stuck at Luton. UK Border Agency as totally crap as usual. What a disgrace! Reference: http://ping.fm/yi7TL
    - 06/09/10 @ 18:01
  • ScopeColen: My #xfactor film idea would only work if Simon's trousers were not structurally integral to his exoskeleton. Reference: http://ping.fm/vrbKR
    - 05/09/10 @ 15:08
  • ScopeColen: Film idea: Human caterpillar of #xfactor Simon, Louis and Cheryl. Suppose Simon would have to be the middle one. Reference: http://ping.fm/MF1KO
    - 05/09/10 @ 15:08
  • ScopeColen: @RipColen You confuse homosexuality with paedophilia. One is ok and the other is why I don't go to Gary Glitter gigs any more. Reference: http://ping.fm/5WXUS
    - 05/09/10 @ 15:08
  • ScopeColen: @RushnaWB I saw them in a Spanish supermarket yesterday but when I last checked Spain is not in London. Reference: http://ping.fm/dcP5x
    - 05/09/10 @ 14:45
  • ScopeColen: I fancy munching on a raw chili. Reference: http://ping.fm/SVier
    - 05/09/10 @ 14:21
  • ScopeColen: Just about to head away from pool and go to watch a bloodless bull fight where young Spaniards try to avoid being gored. Reference: http://ping.fm/JRl96
    - 05/09/10 @ 14:21
  • ScopeColen: I have the same issue with people called "Fellatio-Dildo" RT @Just_Alison I can't take anyone with the last name "Weiner" seriously. Reference: http://ping.fm/oPgpt
    - 05/09/10 @ 09:39
  • ScopeColen: Neither of you deserve stoning. RT @Aianucci my big face on the front of The Observer. Just me and the Iranian adultery lady. Reference: http://ping.fm/6xV5N
    - 05/09/10 @ 09:39
  • ScopeColen: @BluesChronicle Oh, yeah and their 'public interest' reporters seem to be mercenary scum. Don't care about Rooney. Care less for NOTW. Reference: http://ping.fm/4FoRB
    - 05/09/10 @ 09:39
  • ScopeColen: @BluesChronicle NOTW is owned by the non-England supporting Dirty Digger from Australia. Enough said? Reference: http://ping.fm/SGe5G
    - 05/09/10 @ 09:39
  • ScopeColen: Good to have my housemate back from her holidays. Means she can wipe down the shower. Reference: http://ping.fm/DyCCe
    - 03/09/10 @ 14:28
  • ScopeColen: My housemate has stopped eating wheat as it fatigues her. She might stop drinking nightly pints of Chablis if she wants to be full of beans. Reference: http://ping.fm/8HZzG
    - 03/09/10 @ 14:28
  • ScopeColen: Wish my mother had pacified me with pictures of Cheryl Cole or Claudia "Eye Kohl" Winkelman instead of ironing my head. Reference: http://ping.fm/GQiZj
    - 26/08/10 @ 18:45
  • ScopeColen: On coach trapped on M40 on a coach in the mother of a jam. Woman in next seat is pacifying her young lad with pictures of Cheryl Cole. Reference: http://ping.fm/9Tnjx
    - 26/08/10 @ 18:45
Scope Colen

Scope Colen wears his favorite maskScope Colen, Dicky Whicker, and Scope's brother, Rip Colen founded TPC with others who want to remain nameless - they know who they are, or at least they do anytime before about 9pm.  TPC was founded absolutely ages ago - we don't actually have records of when.

Scope is widely credited with having invented the internet and the corkscrew.  He is an award-winning film-maker and accordingly should be welcomed into the houses of strangers with the traditional greeting, "Welcome, liege of our hearts".  We at TPC just refer to him as the ugly fucker in a mask and that seems to get his attention.

Anyway, Scope microblogs on a number of networking services and the most recent of his blogs can always be viewed here on TPC.  Or you can follow him on any of the networks on which his blogs appear (see "Stalk Scope on" in the left hand column).  You can even contribute your own replies.  Whooppee!

Scope Colen is Swedish. He and Rip together wrote and directed films including "Power Smile On Me", and the award-winning "Bling My Mint, Daddy". "Bling My Mint, Daddy" won the Bhutto Plagger award for best film, and Colen with his brother won a best newcomer award at the Hight Film Festival for their direction of "Power Smile on Me". We managed to see the films before the boys burnt all original materials and the negatives for a documentary they have been making about the exploitation of artists by large conglomerates.  We thought the films were shit but are looking forward to seeing them being burnt when the doco sees the light of day.
 
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